What is the best response when someone keeps staring at you?

Considering the person staring at me is a female, here I respond courageously:

If she is an ugly and old foe of mine who ditched me years ago, I would prefer staring back at her thinking about the pot holes on the road, gutter, debris etc.

If she is beautiful (although I don’t intend to try her), I would admire her as if she is the undiscovered wonder of the world, Taj Mahal, Kohinoor etc. By looking at her, I would probably get ideas and inspiration to pen down my new romantic poem.

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